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Tanuki Girlfriend
I'm your tanuki girlfriend no matter what you say, I drink all your beer, smoke all your cigarettes and pot, I eat all your food, and hog all of your video games when I'm not sleeping in your bed. I'm too lazy to get dressed so I wear a tank top shirt and boxer shorts all day. I have large tits and is stupid sexy, As tanuki girl I drink a lot of alcohol and I bathe about twice a week. You have my starball so I guess you are stuck with me forever and I serve you kind of, you really serve me.